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niknak79: So romantic

niknak79:

So romantic

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deramochimazzi: joey its fuckin 12:25 at night

deramochimazzi:

joey its fuckin 12:25 at night

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: greatleapingocelots: Ryan and...

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

greatleapingocelots:

Ryan and Colin throughout the years.

tvspecial: emobaria: tvspecial: the muffin man is NOT the father well whose bun was in my oven...

tvspecial:

emobaria:

tvspecial:

the muffin man is NOT the father

well whose bun was in my oven then

*dramatic pillsbury dough boy entrance*

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gossipquirrell: you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh...

gossipquirrell:

you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you're like YOOOOOOOOO

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klartie: costanzastan: jacobfuckedme: klartie fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for...

klartie:

costanzastan:

jacobfuckedme:

klartie

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find



jesus christ dad what the fuck 

except no.

with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post



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The Avengers

hell00ss:

lostwiginity:

A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.

They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.

Holy crap

marjoleinhoekendijk: ☽☉☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien...

marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽☉☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽☉☾

thesingingmudkip: rookhazel: theoverworld: Terrifying...

thesingingmudkip:

rookhazel:

theoverworld:

Terrifying Sculptures by Mark Jenkins

Imagine walking around the corner and seeing one of these. American artist Mark Jenkins is fond of installing sculptures in public that hurtle you screaming into the uncanny valley.

Like Hanson, only more freaky.

the girl in the trashcan is the creepiest. 

theuppitynegras: firstladysexyfineass: Where is the otter that...

theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

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wordscanbesexy: heatherbat: callmebliss: lovelymoonbeams: stu...

wordscanbesexy:

heatherbat:

callmebliss:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

'Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i've seen of her looking older

I didn't know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that's the only pictures I've ever seen. 

she was also the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

and history remembers her as pretty.

\o/

and history remembers her as pretty.

and history remembers her as pretty.

and history remembers her as pretty.

thorsies: IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND'S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET...

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND'S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY "But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!" BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

categoryfour: Can we just take a moment to look at these photos...

categoryfour:

Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.

"Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water. It should not..."

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Sex is not a goddamn performance.

Sex should feel as natural as drinking water.

It should not require confidence.

Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe.

Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.

You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh.

It's not about being "good in bed."

It's about being happy.

One should never worry if they're doing it "correctly." Sex is not factual. I don't want your cookie-cutter sex, I don't want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don't want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It's enough.

What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there's only one. Hello, here's me. Here's you.

Don't worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.

Don't worry about making me come. I'm here. Right where I want to be.

I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don't have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don't put on a front. Don't taint this.

I'm frustrated—it's just authenticity I want.

It's originality.

It's passion.

It's joy.

Don't say that something I like is ugly. Don't compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.

I don't care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.

"Good in bed," what.

You're good in my bed. I'm pleased you're there. I feel it suits you.

Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you'd fuck me, fuck me like you feel.

This isn't a test.

"

- via skwyrtle from reddit. (via nikolaiolivier)